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Twilight by Swimmingferret Twilight by Swimmingferret
Edit for Twi-Tards who cannot read;





Moar Anti-Twilight stuff.

Seriously, read the book, and you would SO understand.

Okay, if you don't and you are one of those retard rabid fans, I'll explain.

Due to the whole screams and flames over Twilight all over the freakin' place and I mean, it is not limited to just dA, though we do get the "ZOMG, Edward is teh secks!" morons, I was curious enough to get the book out.

Yeah, big mistake. :iconsadtruthplz:

So, the book was like how the flamers, and others sick of hearing about it. It had a crappy plot, with lame holes and other crappy dialog, the girl character Bella, was such a freakin' Mary-Sue is wasn't even funny. Though the main blow came when Edward (the main vampire) walked into sunlight and sparkled. I shit you not. I mean, that Steph chick must of been mentally retarded to make vampires sparkle! Really! :roll: Silly dumb woman.

Oh, and the whole Edward and co,"'I wanna give up being a blood-luster, and try and love"

:iconbaawwplz: Get over it and act like real vampires you morons!

Bah, okay, the reason I am so pissed is that books, no matter how lame, give me a nice hobby, and all the like, and I enjoy it...But this one just sucked. as the stamp said, I feel like half of my brain died.

So WHY is the movie so popular!? :crying: It makes me sad....

If you DO like Twilight, don't be a troll. Just don't click. Mkay?

If you don't :lol: Well, by all means use ^^

Twilight is, thank God, not mine. If it was, I would of failed to be a good writer. :aww:

EDIT: Saw the movie. What a waste of money...Well, unless you are looking for a laugh XD Also, at the movies at least you don't have to read the shit literature of the book. AND at least Bella doesn't say her parents names all the time. Though she had such blank face all the time, it was no wonder that Eddie couldn't read her thoughts, 'cause she is brain dead.
Though it failed WAY more epically then the book when ol' Eddie stepped into the sun-light, saying "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER" and then sparkled, accompanied by the sound of wind-chimes.
Yeah, fails with burnt cheese. Ugh.

EDITEDIT: 1k in views? Wtf people....Why not look at the rest of my stuff! Its better then this stamp...

3rd EDIT: Over300 favs....thats not even funny....

Forth Edit, damnit: Too many faves for me to thank personally :D But I do thank you!
Go see my other stuff, way better then this bit of crap.

Another edit, yay! Looks like ol' Meyer stole the Twilight idea! ---->[link]
What a lame bitch. So she's a thief as well as a crappy writer?

A more thought-worthy edit: I just realized that Twilight encourages young people to become suicidal if you end a relationship. As Bella tries to fling herself off a cliff as she 'hears' Edwards at the bottom of it. Too bad the dumb bitch didn't kill herself.

Another comment, 'cause I'm bored, and need to do stuff but can't be bothered: I love you guys :heart: Over 4k views, and over 600 faves! I wish I could hunt you all down and glomp ya :D

Bah: Twilight won an award for 'Best Fight Scene".
There wasn't even a fight in that movie!

Guess what: Edward hates the books as well. :D [link]


Time to promo shit:
Join mah group, :iconwonderfully-weird:!


Check this shit out: Some poor bastard died while watching Eclipse; [link]
I mean, I knew that all the movies were utter crap but...Poor guy, bet his brain hemorrhaged from angst overload.

Some moar stuff for my pretties: Look, here is a very angry email from a twilight fan, blasting The Wolfman film for giving werewolves a bad name. [link]

Epic shit:Loookeee! Another twilight movie! [link] But looks WAY more epic ;) Trust me.

Edit again

Remember kiddies! You can still hate twilight without looking as stupid as the twitards!

Oh mai, another edit?
Hey guys, check out this tumblr; [link] She's very good it picking out the sheer amount of fucked up grammar in these books. :)
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Danoi Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
You said "I think half of my brain died":

..........Yet, you still managed to make an intricately crafted rant against Twihards, esp. those of a more level-headed ones.

PeteysForest Featured By Owner Edited Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I don't really hate either the book or the movies, but it certainly isn't a masterpiece...the book was obviously aimed towards adolescents with the love of romance and fantasy...even if the fantasy can be a little disturbing or annoying for some people. I don't think it deserves as much hate as it gets, though. It's just a story lol
JuRom Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes I saw the first and the last movie on a sleepover. I really wanted to destroy the TV e.e I'm definitly not going to read the books.
president-m-blue Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Not being a hater or anything but in the movie even Robert pattinson, the guy who played Edward, said if he weren't playing Edward he'd hate twilight with a passion shifty eyes  I mean come on! That's gotta be one bad movie!
randomemaster360 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Man, that thing is just an insult to vampires and werewolves from all over the world. And I can't believe my mother has every single one of those books !
s-p-r-i-n-k-l-e-z Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
And a bit of the side that's left over died a little too, of oxygen loss....

PrincesssLuna Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Crisostomo-Ibarra Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good thing I never read Twilight.
Ninten2401 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
Oh, it's more than half.
BillieJoeArmstrong4 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
poor you :( now what can you do without that half of brain? TWILIGHT SUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
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