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Twilight by Swimmingferret Twilight by Swimmingferret
Edit for Twi-Tards who cannot read;

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AKA:READ THE FUCKING COMMENTS.

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Moar Anti-Twilight stuff.


Seriously, read the book, and you would SO understand.

Okay, if you don't and you are one of those retard rabid fans, I'll explain.

Due to the whole screams and flames over Twilight all over the freakin' place and I mean, it is not limited to just dA, though we do get the "ZOMG, Edward is teh secks!" morons, I was curious enough to get the book out.

Yeah, big mistake. :iconsadtruthplz:

So, the book was like how the flamers, and others sick of hearing about it. It had a crappy plot, with lame holes and other crappy dialog, the girl character Bella, was such a freakin' Mary-Sue is wasn't even funny. Though the main blow came when Edward (the main vampire) walked into sunlight and sparkled. I shit you not. I mean, that Steph chick must of been mentally retarded to make vampires sparkle! Really! :roll: Silly dumb woman.

Oh, and the whole Edward and co,"'I wanna give up being a blood-luster, and try and love"

:iconbaawwplz: Get over it and act like real vampires you morons!

Bah, okay, the reason I am so pissed is that books, no matter how lame, give me a nice hobby, and all the like, and I enjoy it...But this one just sucked. as the stamp said, I feel like half of my brain died.

So WHY is the movie so popular!? :crying: It makes me sad....

If you DO like Twilight, don't be a troll. Just don't click. Mkay?

If you don't :lol: Well, by all means use ^^

Twilight is, thank God, not mine. If it was, I would of failed to be a good writer. :aww:

EDIT: Saw the movie. What a waste of money...Well, unless you are looking for a laugh XD Also, at the movies at least you don't have to read the shit literature of the book. AND at least Bella doesn't say her parents names all the time. Though she had such blank face all the time, it was no wonder that Eddie couldn't read her thoughts, 'cause she is brain dead.
Though it failed WAY more epically then the book when ol' Eddie stepped into the sun-light, saying "THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER" and then sparkled, accompanied by the sound of wind-chimes.
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Yeah, fails with burnt cheese. Ugh.

EDITEDIT: 1k in views? Wtf people....Why not look at the rest of my stuff! Its better then this stamp...

3rd EDIT: Over300 favs....thats not even funny....

Forth Edit, damnit: Too many faves for me to thank personally :D But I do thank you!
Go see my other stuff, way better then this bit of crap.

Another edit, yay! Looks like ol' Meyer stole the Twilight idea! ---->[link]
What a lame bitch. So she's a thief as well as a crappy writer?

A more thought-worthy edit: I just realized that Twilight encourages young people to become suicidal if you end a relationship. As Bella tries to fling herself off a cliff as she 'hears' Edwards at the bottom of it. Too bad the dumb bitch didn't kill herself.

Another comment, 'cause I'm bored, and need to do stuff but can't be bothered: I love you guys :heart: Over 4k views, and over 600 faves! I wish I could hunt you all down and glomp ya :D

Bah: Twilight won an award for 'Best Fight Scene".
There wasn't even a fight in that movie!

Guess what: Edward hates the books as well. :D [link]

LOL: OVER 1,000 FAVES. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

Time to promo shit:
Join mah group, :iconwonderfully-weird:!

ALSO, over 2k faves! YOU GUYS ARE EVEN MOAR FUCKING AWESOME.

Check this shit out: Some poor bastard died while watching Eclipse; [link]
I mean, I knew that all the movies were utter crap but...Poor guy, bet his brain hemorrhaged from angst overload.

Some moar stuff for my pretties: Look, here is a very angry email from a twilight fan, blasting The Wolfman film for giving werewolves a bad name. [link]

Epic shit:Loookeee! Another twilight movie! [link] But looks WAY more epic ;) Trust me.
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Edit again

Remember kiddies! You can still hate twilight without looking as stupid as the twitards!


Oh mai, another edit?
Hey guys, check out this tumblr; [link] She's very good it picking out the sheer amount of fucked up grammar in these books. :)
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Kittygirl7878 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
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It's called "The Sparkly Vampire".

Once there was a sparkly vampire.
He sparkled so much in the sun that everyone died.
The end.
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Danoi Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
You said "I think half of my brain died":

..........Yet, you still managed to make an intricately crafted rant against Twihards, esp. those of a more level-headed ones.

Weird.
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SilverStarApple Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Even half of a good brain can still be better than those with none.
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PeteysForest Featured By Owner Edited Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, I don't really hate either the book or the movies, but it certainly isn't a masterpiece...the book was obviously aimed towards adolescents with the love of romance and fantasy...even if the fantasy can be a little disturbing or annoying for some people. I don't think it deserves as much hate as it gets, though. It's just a story lol
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JuRom Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes I saw the first and the last movie on a sleepover. I really wanted to destroy the TV e.e I'm definitly not going to read the books.
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president-m-blue Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Not being a hater or anything but in the movie even Robert pattinson, the guy who played Edward, said if he weren't playing Edward he'd hate twilight with a passion shifty eyes  I mean come on! That's gotta be one bad movie!
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randomemaster360 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Man, that thing is just an insult to vampires and werewolves from all over the world. And I can't believe my mother has every single one of those books !
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s-p-r-i-n-k-l-e-z Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Student General Artist
And a bit of the side that's left over died a little too, of oxygen loss....

FROM LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD!
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PrincesssLuna Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yay
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Crisostomo-Ibarra Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good thing I never read Twilight.
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Ninten2401 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
Oh, it's more than half.
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BillieJoeArmstrong4 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
poor you :( now what can you do without that half of brain? TWILIGHT SUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
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GoddessofDrama12 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
I look back and wonder: "Why the hell did I like Twilight in the first place?"
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GoddessofDrama12 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
I died when I read that Tumblr thing: the one that really got me was: 'I felt blood flood my face. Tear-tears of rage- filled my ear. Responds to that: I don't know about you, but a fountain of blood pouring from Bella's eye sockets horrifies me way more than a vampire glittering in the sunlight. I'm still laughing XD.
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ex-cirkuu Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
Not the usual person to fave Anti-Twilight stuff, but it reminded me of when my younger sister, an avid reader of books in general, decided to read it with me. One of us almost fell asleep while the other got a headache from it.

While I'm not a big fan of vampires in general, nothing made me snark more about them than Twilight's sparkly bloodsucking golems.
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Dream-And-Believe Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
Please. Half of my soul died. Just looking at the cover.
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jerukmasamanis Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist
I don't read it, I watch its movie. And it totally sucks. D:
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CheeseyBee1 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I read twilight...worst decision ever made and that's saying something
What pisses me off most is that Bella is worthless, so much for girl power, she is dead weight and when she does something she stuffs it up and she is pathetic when she doesn't have Edward. Seriously, when he left her she jumped of a bloody cliff. I want to smack her on the back of the head.
Also, vampires are meant to be demons who drink blood, turn to dust in sunlight and strike fear in your heart not stupid lovestruck vampires who drink animal blood and sparkle like a fairy in sunlight. The only nice vampire who drinks  animal blood and is immune to sunlight is Simon from The Mortal Instruments but his immunity makes sense and he is one of a kind.
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VisionSerpent89 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"I would of failed to be a good writer"

You just did... :o (Eek) 

(*would have/would've)
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VisionSerpent89 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's unfortunate, as the other half of your brain must have already died for you to have chosen to read it in the first place...
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XXBetter-In-StereoXX Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
((Ugh, my Uncle recently bought me two of the books, and I didn't wanna be mean so I had to read them since he lives with us..*shudders* then I had to lie and say I 
"l-l-l-loved them!" oh dear lord why?...))
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Laraaqua0 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
Wait till you read Fifty Shades of Grey.
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derse-dreamers Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013
dude i read the entire fucking book and i was crying
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Big-K-2011 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Heh, vampires sparkle in sunlight. Everybody knows that vampires sparkle when they either make over the top gay poses or is a human turning into one via Mayan mask or just a regular human doing over the top poses for badass points.
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AlcrdLover7 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2013
The closest I ever got to reading Twilight was the Sporking of all the books on Das Mervin. Even though I enjoy reading her ranting and raving at how horrible Twilight is, I still want to reach into the book and punch Bella, Edward, and Jacob in the face.
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midnight-willow2013 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
Love this stamp! I wondered what happened to me when I read it when I was younger...this explains all... just glad that I read bram stoker's dracula before twilight caused more brain damage...
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NoteSpellingOf Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I have to admit, when I read twilight the first time, it amused me, but in a fluffy-romance way, not a plot filled one, but it took me a long time to get around to reading it (the threat of being mobbed by the fans at my school for actually DARING to carry THAT book) and I NEVER plan to watch the movie. all in all, amusing book, but plot-less. 
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leanne1973 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013
If you think Twilight is bad, you should not read The Hunger Games....
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WalkingDeadFanatic Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know right? lol
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GoddessofDrama12 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
I could not get into that series, then I found out that Stephanie Meyers liked it and I was like, "She cursed it! DX" XD
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aily4869 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
I like twilight. Except for the romance parts and stuff. To tell you the truth, on the first pages am like "UGGGHHH BORRRRINNNG" But then I told myself "C'Mon. Remember that when you first read your favorite book, it was boring at first, but then it got juicy." And I ended up liking it. What ruined Twilight it's that Bella doesn't do almost anything (Except for when she saved Edward from commiting Suicide. Then again, it was her fault, so she had to do it.) the "Team Edward x Team Jacob" thingy, and the movies, along with the fact that Bella almost never smiles. And hey, at least when a character never smiles, someone says something about it.

But what I hate the most is people going like "OMG TWILIGHT IZ SOOOOO GOOD TEAM EDWARD!!!!" or "EEEEEWWWW YOU REAAAD TWILLLIGHT THATS SOOOOOO STUPID HOW COULD YOU LIKE IT!!!". Once a girl that read YAOI HENTAI herself said "Ewww Twilight is SOOO GAYYYYY" I facepalmed so hard that day.

Even people with Gay best friends say that.


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VampiraFang1 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
then I watched the movie and my other half of my brain died
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GoddessofDrama12 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014
XD I can't.....you guys are killing me lmao
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ShizukaxxxSecret Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Hobbyist
Lol, good one.
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hotdawg12 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You know a popular series is overrated when the hate outnumbers the love :rofl:
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CheshireCat606 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
When Twilight first came out, I simply refused to read it, after I saw all the attention it got. A couple years later, I did end up reading, and I actually thought it wasn't that bad. But then, as soon as the movies came out, the little like I had for the series vanished. I hate both these movies and books, and it's ridiculous how many people like it....
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LeEpicCupcake Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconbitchpleaseplz: My brain exploded when i readed twilight it was horribleeee
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Minecraft-Skellyboo Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have to admit the book was better than the movie. Well, only the half when Bella's not whining all the time.
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Archy-tan Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
ehmegerddd twilight stamp
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Trisha1024 Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Student Artist
guuuhh I HATE TWILIGHT SUCH A BORING THING one day I went down to my friends house and she MADE ME WATCH IT ALL 3 FILMS 3 HOURS OR MORE OF TORCHER
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BowTiesAreCool10 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Torcher? as in flamethrower? torture. Sorry, I can't help it.
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Trisha1024 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Student Artist
Um She loves Twilight just being nice to watch it with her say its alright but I don't really like it.
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BowTiesAreCool10 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
I don't really like it either. I was NOT however, searching 'twilight' for the purpose of going around and saying "OMG TWILIGHT IS DIGUSTING Y DO LYKE THIS SO CALLED BOOK?" I was seeing how other people see it. I wasn't judging you either.
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Lady-WynterFyre Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The result of me reading Twilight was me deciding to create my own story that had vamps and wolves in it, but doing it right. Not traditional, but not written to implode my and other people's brains. I am still working on refining things years later.

I totally agree with it exploding/rotting/frying half a brain.
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LordOfstamps Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
I couldn't make it past the first couple pages(This is coming from somebody who read all 44 chapters of My Immortal with ease).
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CrystalDeathblood Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
i agree with you vampiresthat sparkle in the sun it is lame my sister was fliping through the book just to see if bella would die
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twilightprincess1012 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Student General Artist
i read twilight............it was so bad i LITERALLY puked.
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sonikkuruzu Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I read the first one aged 14. I could write better than Stephenie Meyer when I was 10
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southpony98 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I want to poop on Edward Cullen
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Rainbow-Productions Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Professional Writer
Kinky~
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